Archive for December, 2006

5 stupid things I see online- by the evil twin

Well finally I get to go off. I will at least be nice enough to tell you that if you are looking for PC niceness close your browser now.I haven’t had a chance to post by myself without the wuss censoring me in a while. He stepped away and I got control so I got to post this quickly. He may try and change this but I added a password to this so he is shit out of luck. hehehehe

Well here is my year end list of 5 stupid things I see online.

1. People that accuse you of stealing there money when they create a subscription. Damn if you spend money online learn how to read before you push the subnit button. If it says subscription paying every 30 days – Guess what? IN 30 days they are going to take the payment again – Geez how dunb are you??? (Don’t answer I already know.)

2. Phishers – These damn idiots that expect you to click through and give them your ids. Geez if you get something from Paypal or a bank how stupid do you have to be to click a link.  Go sign in. In this day and age if you are stupid enough to click a link in one of these emails – Sorry but you get what you deserve.

3. People that always have to be right even when they are wrong. Gee – if you exaggerate and make a mistake fess up. Hey even the wuss screws up and I never ever ever let him forget but at least he will do a mea culpa and not strike out and claim everybody is out to get him. Aint true – only I am out to get him. hehehehe

4. Gee how smart do you have to be to know that if someone promises you instant riches with no work they just want your money. Hell, if I could make $5000 in five minutes why would I want to show you??? I would just go hire some kid to do it for $10 an hour and keep the damn money. I sure as hell don’t need you. Your money – yes. You – no way. Hell I wouldn’t even share with the wuss.

5. Instant gratification freaks – Gee the promotion you started yesterday hasn’t made you rich so I guess you’ll do a different one today. After all tomorrow you can try a new one if this isn’t the golden chalice. After all the internet produces instant riches just look at all the gurus. They can do a million dollars in a day. (Course you have no idea that they spent thousands if not tens of thousands and two or three years to create that instant success.) Not you you just want the final day  – RIGHT NOW!!!! Geez these people make me sick.

Well the wuss just came in have to hit the post button before he makes it here to the office. Have a Happy New Year and know I will do my best to makes the wuss’ life hell next year. That is something i am great at. hehehehehe


Been busy learning Squidoo

Have spent quite a bit of time today working on setting up a couple of lenses at Squidoo. It has been a fun day. I love learning new things.

Yes you would because it gives you an excuse to leave me here locked up.

Now the holiday spirit has left you quite quickly i see. Didn’t take you long to get back to your miserable self.

Well, let me lock you up here over the holidays and see how well you like it. You rotten no good mmmfffttt.

That is enough from you there evil one. How can I even try and tell people about what is going on with your vile mouth around here. And you wonder why I leave you locked up here.

Well, Christmas has passed and today was the first day back to working on things. Won’t last long though because I am taking tomorrow to go visit my kids. So I guess i better get back on topic after the rude interruptions  from the evil one.

I was talking about Suidoo lenses I created if I remember right. It’s hell on the memory getting old and I guess the bald doesn’t help much either ;-) .

Well….. See I had to back to the beginning and see where this conversation started. Sorry about that. But I did psend a bit of time creating lenses at Squidoo. Lenses are easy to make pages that can be on any topic you want them to be.

I made two today – One about Blogazoo and one about Word Press Made Easy. Really didn’t take too long and will keep you updated on how well they work. Seems like a neat way to create content. Almost as easy as using a blog.

Have a great week and I’ll be back on Thursday.


Working on filling a void

Well, I decided that as much as I would like to see everyone use my course and my membership site to build their Word Press site there are just some people that don’t want to do anything but post to a blog.

Yes you think you know it all you no good old fart.

Not really but I do listen to people unlike you. And my research has shown that there are people that will pay to have everything done for them. So if they ask I’ll supply it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you oh mighty old fart.

Your sarcasm is appreciated my friend. I see the holiday spirit hasn’t hit you yet as if it ever will. But for those that are interested and not as sarcastic as you they can check it out here.

Maybe next time the holiday spirit will hit you and we can have a longer conversation.


Back to writing again

And it feels good. I have submitted a couple of articles over at Isnare on …drumroll please …. blogging. Yes I know that is a huge surprise to everyone.

You expect me to be impressed with that you rotten sucker. You better start letting me have a piece of this blog again. I am damn tired of being locked up here. Let me rant again oh yeah. I’ll even rant about you. hehehe That would be damn easy.

Yes I am sure you would have no trouble with that but not until I get the warnings added back in to our new home. Don’t want to let people be caught unaware of your tendencies.

My tendencies????? What the hell are you talking about. I just call it the way it is and if they don’t like tough shit on them.

See that is just what I am talking about. I am trying to talk and have a normal conversation and here you go ranting. Well, I’ll cut this short until I get the chance to finish the redesign. That way people will be preparded for my foul mouth evil twin.


Starting to shape up

Well I have some content. Still need to do some cleaning up of the header and the sidebar and just may add a good background. Not quite sure yet.

Also need to hard code the warning in the top about my evil twin for newcomers. Regulars will know that he always speaks in red but newcomers just may be offended. He is definitely not the politically correct type.

Well if you have any comments on ways to incorporate the old into the new feel free to leave me a comment. Will be an interesting test to see how fast this gets indexed.

 


It is moved – Partially

Well I have the basic structure up. Now to get some of the old posts up that I saved which will probably happen tomorrow. At least with Word Press and the Askimet plugin I won’t be spending all my time fighting spam comments.

The place needs a bit of tweaking. Don’t you love those hi tech words.

I will unlock the evil one as soon as I have placed proper warnings on here.

I will be back in the am to clean things up and mkae the place look a bit nicer til then I guess I’ll just hang the UNDER CONSTRUCTION sign.


Start changing it over this weekend

Well I haven’t posted here as much as I should of late. Been real busy launching my new membership site for Word Press blogs. You can check out the front end of it which is a great report “7 Tips To Make Your Word Press Blog Search Engine Friendly”. Started selling it at $1 and the current price is about $5 as it goes up every hour by a nickel.

Thats has kept me tied up to say the least. The backside has a monthly update and review of various themes and plugins for Word Press and Gold members get video tutorials and special packages to save them time with getting started.

So hopefully I will move this blog to Word Press this weeked. So look for a bit of changing and maybe some downtime.

Yes you just want to get rid of me. You rotten no good son of a mmmfff

No I will let you move to the new blog. I will move probably the last 20 or so posts as they need to be moved manually but your older rants will disappear as will some of mine.

Hope to see everybody on the new format.